|A big thing|
|Anne Elk (Miss)|
|Out of the door, turn left, one cross each...|
|Omnes:||But tell us, ML Maire, is this teh way 2 Amarillo?|
|ML Maire:||Why, yes! Yes, it is.|
|Omnes:||So u'll be going 2 teh Cadillac Ranch anyway?|
|ML Maire:||Why, yes! Yes, I am!|
|L-R: Dave Dee, Dozy, Beaky, Boozy, Pugh, Pugh, Barney McGrew, Sleazy, Beavis, Butthead1|
|Omnes:||Wot dat over there?|
|ML Maire:||That, Constant Reader, is a Scorching Plain™!|
|Scorching Plain™. New Mexico. Friday.|
Grumble: A pint of milk in Mr Sainsbury's House of Toothy Comestibles is 45p. A pint of milk in the corner shop is 60p. A pint of milk from the Circle K attached to the "gas" station across the road is $1.49, and that's for a feeble USAnian pint too. Bloody robbers!
Edit: The Automatic Diary is now in the Mountain time zone, so seven hours behind BRITAIN, but will fluctuate a bit because Arizona doesn't do Daylight Saving and then I hit the Pacific zone once in California, which hopefully will be by the time BRITONS such as Miss von Brandenburg are scoffing their brekko on Tuesday morning.