Monday, 10 October 2016

It's A Trap! There's Two Of Them!

Photographic evidence of Thomas' safe arrival on the Counterweight Continent is, as yet, currently lacking.  However, he was spotted in Sunny Scunny this afternoon:
"I though the 'XS' model name stood for 'eXtra Small'", said Thomas.  "So how come I can barely see out?"
"Do I need a helmet if I'm wearing one of these?" asked Thomas.
Tiger in your tank1, yes.  Thomas in your tailbox?  Er...

Today I also learned of the existence of the verb "to quax" meaning to do one's shopping by public transport, on foot or by bike.  Derived from the moniker of New Toyland middle-distance runner Dick of that ilk who, coincidentally, gets a namecheck in Half Man Half Biscuit's A Lilac Harry Quinn2.

  1. Coincidentally, the title of the debut album by the very excellent MonkeyJunk (whom this Unit hereby endorses) as listened to on the way to Scunthorpe.
  2. It is a brand or marque of bicycle.  Your Honour.

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